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Santa 2 cigarette ek saath pee raha thaa.
Patni – “2 cigarette kyon peete ho ?”
Santa – “Dost kee yaad aati hai na … ek meri hoti hai aur ek mere dost kee… ”
Kuchh dino baad Santa ek hi cigarette peene laga.
Patni ne poochha – “Dost ko bhool gaye kya ?”
Santa – “Nahi Pagli, maine cigarette peena chhod diya hai … !!!”
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Difference between talent and god's gift:
A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject
This is talent
A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject
This is god's gift
😆
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Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain.
Girl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the woh coaching centre samajh kar chale gaye.😀
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Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?
Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.😀
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Short & Sharp:
Wife: I hate you.
Husband: What a co-incidence.. 😋
Patni – “2 cigarette kyon peete ho ?”
Santa – “Dost kee yaad aati hai na … ek meri hoti hai aur ek mere dost kee… ”
Kuchh dino baad Santa ek hi cigarette peene laga.
Patni ne poochha – “Dost ko bhool gaye kya ?”
Santa – “Nahi Pagli, maine cigarette peena chhod diya hai … !!!”
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Difference between talent and god's gift:
A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject
This is talent
A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject
This is god's gift
😆
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Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain.
Girl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the woh coaching centre samajh kar chale gaye.😀
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Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?
Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.😀
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Short & Sharp:
Wife: I hate you.
Husband: What a co-incidence.. 😋
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Husbands !!
Husbands !!
Husbands !!
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Husbands !!
Husbands !!
If U advise them, they think U r dominating;
If U don't, U r not doing anything!😛
If they call,they r missing U;
If U call,U r disturbing them!😫
If they ask U anything,its their right;
If U ask them,U r interfering!
If they care,they luv U;❤
If U care,U r possessive🙎
So difficult....hats off to all great wives!!!!!!😬
Enough of jokes on ladies. Now its time for some male bashing (For a change).
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up
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Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? ✈
A: Who cares??? Just throw them
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!
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Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: Dont know, havnt seen either
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
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Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
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Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract!
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