1 I met a firangi and he asked me the literal meaning of this song -
"Balam pichkaari jo tune mujhe maari
Toh seedhi-saadhi chhori sharaabi ho gayi
Jeans pehenke jo tu ne maara thumka
Toh lattu padosan ki bhaabi ho gayi"
I sheepishly had to say the following -
Dear beloved person, when you assaulted me with a stream of water from a
liquid projectile launcher, an ostensibly normal and balanced female
became alcoholic
When you wore denim and oscillated your pelvic
girdle in one direction, the adjoining resident's sister-in-law began
showing symptoms of an obsession-driven psychological disorder !
Firangi fainted !
II
Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa's door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??
Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!
Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!
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