"LeSS" WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!

*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tires ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Attitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Manner less
Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are ~ Endless.
In fact we are ~ Speechless
And Parliament is –CLUELESS.
And our Prime Minister is – USELESS!!

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Ineptocracy
A recently-coined new word found on T-shirts on eBay...........
Read this one over slowly and absorb the facts that are within this definition.

I love this word and truly believe that it will become a recognized English word.

Finally, a word to describe current political situations in a lot of countries...
(Most of all, our own!)

 

Arnab Goswami Nation needs to know _ NDTV Journalist

Caravan-Arnab

'Nation needs to know' these facts about Arnab Goswami:

1. When Arnab Goswami was in school, he used to answer every question with 33 questions.

2. Once he was inducted by the CBSE board in a panel to draft questions for the class X board exams. Was dropped after he added a 'nation needs to know' suffix to each question.

3. His first love letter had 137 questions for the object of his affection.

4. Arnab's wife never argues with him as she is afraid of losing.

5. Most of the proclaimed evidence papers he waves on his show Newshour are grocery lists written by his wife.

6. Goswami's neighbors avoid him during their morning walk in order to prevent being asked 36 questions.

7. Arnab Goswami's maid once fainted due to low BP after Goswami questioned her absence from duty.

8. 8 secs is the longest any panelist has spoken on Newshour without interruption by Arnab.

9. Pakistan's former dictator and clown Parvez Musharraf had 5 military interrogators question him non-stop for 34 hours in preparation for his first appearance on Newshour.

10. He starts his day with 36 questions to self.

11. Once a service manager at a prominent 5-star hotel asked Arnab for feedback on his stay. The manager was released only after Goswami asked him 74 questions

12. Panel-Panel was Arnab's favorite game as a 6-year old. He used to gang up with 4 neighborhood kids and grill random kids on random topics.

13. His autobiography 'The nation needs to know' is written in a Q&A format.

14. During his interview for a job as a reporter for NDTV, Arnab asked
Pranoy Roy 93 questions in under one hour.

LINES

1 I met a firangi and he asked me the literal meaning of this song -

"Balam pichkaari jo tune mujhe maari
Toh seedhi-saadhi chhori sharaabi ho gayi
Jeans pehenke jo tu ne maara thumka
Toh lattu padosan ki bhaabi ho gayi"

I sheepishly had to say the following -

Dear beloved person, when you assaulted me with a stream of water from a liquid projectile launcher, an ostensibly normal and balanced female became alcoholic
When you wore denim and oscillated your pelvic girdle in one direction, the adjoining resident's sister-in-law began showing symptoms of an obsession-driven psychological disorder !

Firangi fainted !

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Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa's door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??
Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!
Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!