Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Indian Friendship

Msg. of the year: -
✏Dosto se problem share karna achha hai.....
Isliye nahi ki vo use solve ker dete hai per.....
Saale aise-aise solutions dete hain ki hum problem hi bhool jaate hai.
✏Indian Friendship is not about: "sorry".
Its about: "saari galti teri thi"

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✏Indian Friendship is not about "THANKS".
Its about :"koi Ehsaan nahi kiya mujhpe"


✏Indian Friendship is not about : "I miss u".
Its about "kahan mar gaye thay itne din"?


✏Indian Friendship is not about :"I understand".
Its about: "Hamesha main hi kyun samjhoon"?


✏Indian Friendship is not about : "I'm happy 4 ur success"..
Itz about : "Chal beta treat de"?


✏Indian Friendship is not about: "Are u coming to see us tomorrow"?
Itz about: "Dramaybazi band kar, aur chup chaap chal mere sath".

✏Indain Friendship is not about :"Just reading this msg"..
Its about :"Sending it to all lovely friends whom u never want to lose".😇
 

If animals have watsapp, these are most likely to be their Status Updates :

If animals have watsapp, these are most likely to be their Status Updates :

COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!" 

Dog: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??,I don’t even remember"....

Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking" 

Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! " 

Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon" 
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Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC 